Tebow is the man. One fan goes on to say that "Tebow's football helmet wears Tim Tebow for protection." It may seem like an absurd comment but you would think twice once you what this kid play. Here are some more funny quotes.
- Tim Tebow and Chuck Norris once squared off. The fight lasted for 4 years, then Tebow realized that he was actually in a fight. He immediately stiff armed Chuck Norris upon this realization. This event is referred to as the "Big Bang"
- Tim Tebow saved the manatees. Then he stiff armed them back on the endangered species list so they wouldnt get cocky.
- SuperMan wears Tim Tebow Pajamas.
- Tim Tebow counted to infinity - twice.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Tim Tebow
- Tim Tebow built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Tebow met all three bullets with his stiff arm, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
- Tim Tebow can touch MC Hammer.
- At birth, Tim Tebow came out arms first so he could stiff arm the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Tim Tebow but Tim Tebow. This one is one of my favorites
- Tim Tebow frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
- Tim Tebow sleeps with a night light. Not because Tim Tebow is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Tim Tebow. This one too.
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How 'bout: "Just in case you missed the game, you can always Tebow it..."
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